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Ublombently

I woke up the other morning with a brand new word in my head: Ublombently. This was on the anniversary of a dear friend’s death. The word and definition were the VERY first thoughts that hit me upon waking. In the moments where dreams dissolve to lucidity the membrane between life and death is thin, and I swear he placed Ublombently into my brain as a gift (he was a great inventor of words). Thank you, Mr. Cudinski. I miss you like mad.

Ublombently: adj [ oo-BLOM-bent-lee ]

1. the state of being hulkingly clumsy. prone to knocking shit over due solely to having too much girth.

e.g. “The lumbering oaf moved ublombently among the aisles of the china shop.”